my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing
"The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again."-Homer, The Iliad (via irilium)
every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain
Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough.
What if Captain America’s back story was that he got clawed by a genetically modified bald eagle and he woke up the next day with super patriotic powers
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write
then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each otherI’m actually jealous rn
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl…
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.